This Is Why I'm Not A Soap "Artisan"

Ugh...Sometimes I go out of my comfort zone and attempt to try something new. Sometimes it works. Often times, it doesn't. This is one of those often times...

I call it Dingleberry Delight. Why, you may ask? Because this soap literally showed its ass. See?

Okay, it really aint the soap's fault, but I like blaming inanimate objects for my mistakes. I will try again because I really had a vision for this soap. I won't go into detail because I'm saving that for a successful batch. I just wanted you all to share in my misery....

Pretty Ugly Things Part I

I love to share my blunders as well as my triumphs. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves...ugh...

This was Blackberry Apple

This was Cherry Meringue Bites

This was Blueberry Muffin with blueberry M&P imbeds. Had the soap not turned a murky, Potomac River-polluted brown, it would have been a cute soap

My first and last attempt at felting soap

  

The Original Dirty Soap

This was Cool Citrus Basil. Smelled really good, but turned out really bad...