This Is Why I'm Not A Soap "Artisan"

Ugh...Sometimes I go out of my comfort zone and attempt to try something new. Sometimes it works. Often times, it doesn't. This is one of those often times...

I call it Dingleberry Delight. Why, you may ask? Because this soap literally showed its ass. See?

Okay, it really aint the soap's fault, but I like blaming inanimate objects for my mistakes. I will try again because I really had a vision for this soap. I won't go into detail because I'm saving that for a successful batch. I just wanted you all to share in my misery....