Are You Ready For Some Football????

I know this post has absolutely nothing to do with soap or candles, but today is the official start of the 2008-2009 NFL Season, and I am siced!!! My Washington Redskins are playing my sister's boyfriend's New York Giants. Chris and I have always had a love/hate/love relationship with one another, and this rivalry only fuels the fire. We talk so much s&*t to one another it would make Richard Pryor blush.

I'm working late, so I'll probably miss the opening concert with Keith Urban, Natasha Beddingfield, and Usher, whom by the way my sister would leave Chris for if Usher told her to. Anyway, I won't be thinking about soaps and candles at all tonight. I'll be fixated on the game, which I'm not feeling all to confident about. We have a new coach, Jim Zorn, who's never coached a pro team before. But that's okay. I've got a 6 pack of Mike's Hard Limeade with Patrice written all over it. I figure I'll be nice and numb if we're getting stomped. Tomorrow morning is another story. All I can say is, "Hail to the Redskins! Hail, victory....!!!"

Football Is Over-What Am I Gonna Do????

There's now an empty space in my heart and a few hours of time to kill on Sundays now that football is over. I live for the NFL-at least on Sundays. I am a true fan of the sport. I just don't look at tight butts and bulging biceps. I am a die-hard Redskins fan. Haters, there's no need to comment. Rep your team! We have a new coach, Jim Zorn, formerly the QB coach of the Seattle Seahawks. My immediate reaction was what the f$#%? What is little man (aka Dan Snyder) thinking? This dude is off the hook! Of all the available coaches, why Zorn? I'm sure there's a method to the madness, and I'm in for the long run. We'll have to wait and see. My only consolation is that the NFL Network will be showing re-runs of the best plays of the season til pre-season starts. I only have about 6 months to go. I guess I can make a lot of candles in that time. Here I am in my beloved's Redskin jersey. This one's for you Spendy. RIP baby!