Wednesday, May 12, 2010

WTF Wednesday: What Happened To A Home Being A Cat's Castle?

Hello Humans. It is I, Pepper. Miss Pepper if you're nasty. On this edition of WTF Wednesday, I just wanna know why my muva takes it upon herself to bombard my dwelling with all this smelly crap. There are boxes and tubs and crates full of useless stuff I can't even get near. I used to have free range of this joint. Now certain areas are off limits?? For example, I can no longer go into the kitchen when she's preparing soap and and other gooey messes. That stuff smells like flowers and fruits and stuff. P.........U! Where's the delicious aroma of fried chicken and pork chops? And she's constantly vacuuming. She knows that thing terrifies the hell out of me. My hair is supposed to be all over the place. And why is she always wearing those sausage casings on her hands when she's handling that stinky soap? She's really changed, and I don't know if I like it....WTF, people?

6 comments:

Alterity Button Jewelry said...

Ha! Too funny...I think Miss PennyKat feels kinda the same way...but not with soap!

Heidi Renée said...

Thanks for your comment on my blog! My cats love to sit on the bathroom counter, but they all run away whenever I get out the toothpaste (of all things) because they hate the smell so much.

Sparkle said...

I honestly don't get what your human's problem is. I think cat fur would be a welcome addition to soap. At least, for certain niche markets.

Duni said...

Hmm...there are certain 'rulez' my mommy set up around here too - like I'm not aloud in her sewing room?! - why ever NOT???

purrs,

Sammy

Split Rock Ranch said...

Pepper - I think your muva has an addiction. Please try to be patient with her. She could be addicted to much worse things! ;o) And I'm not sure that there's a 12 step program to get off making homemade soap, or using homemade soap, or smelling homemade soap...

yummy suds said...

ROLMAO
Miss Pepper (cuz I AM nasty!)
I'm thinking if you want ANY of that chicken or possibly a taste of that yummy pork chop you better get outta momma's kool aid!
Fancy Feasts has got nothin' and I mean NOTHING on that mean grub going on in that kitchen!

Carry on kitty :)