Crafty Bastards 2K11

It was cold. It was wet. It was nasty. It was delightfully unpleasant. It was the annual Crafty Bastards Arts & Crafts Fair (that sounds so Jr. High School-ish to me) hosted by the Washington City Paper and sponsored by none other than Etsy. Of all the days to rain, it would be the day of the festival, and it would be on the first of the month. Don't they know I have rent to pay?! We only stayed about an hour. It was just too wet and gross for my liking. My hair was a hot mess, and my patience was thinner than Naomi Campbell's hairline. Here are a few pics I snapped with my iPod. Hopefully next year, we'll have nicer weather...and nicer vendors. I'll blame it on the rain, but when you're trying to sell your wares, a smile and a hello will get you a lot farther and quite possibly a sale. Just sayin....

Real festive, huh?

Cool purses made from actual leather-bound books

Junkprints-One of my fave Etsy shops.

These were cool. Don't ask whom the vendor was...

Yes, thee Jay McCarroll from Season 1 of Project Runway. And yes, he really is a diva...

Bunny Butt Soaps...nice scents

Cool leather cuffs. They're local, so I can score anytime.

Soap from Herban Lifestyle...local and on Etsy



Soap from Biggs & Featherbelle out of Baltimore.



7 of the Weirdest Soaps You Have Ever Seen

While I'm busy working on my website, I've solicited a little help from my friends to keep you entertained. Enjoy!

 
“This guest post was contributed by You Are Art”

Bacon Soap

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When we think of a typical morning at home, we normally think of certain smells wafting through the air. The smell of bacon is one of those scents. However, we usually think of the smell coming from the kitchen and that's not necessarily the case nowadays. Bacon Soap is an amazing, cleansing soap with the aroma of freshly cooked bacon. And, honestly, who doesn't like to smell like bacon?

Soapsicles

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Soapsicles are a great way to feel fresh and summery in the shower. They look almost good enough to eat with flavours and scents ranging from rich chocolate to tart lemon. The adorable ribbon on the stick of each adds a touch of cuteness to the bar of soap. Just don't pop these goodies into the freezer or someone might be tempted to take a bite.

Sushi Soap

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If you love oriental cuisine and enjoy nothing more than fine dining: sushi style, then you are in for a treat when you realize that you can also bathe with sushi. Sushi Soap is a great way to bring your favourite cuisine into the bathtub. The fantastic to-go tray makes this soap an instant eye-catching display.

Poop Soap

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Playing practical jokes on loved ones can be such a joyous experience. And what better way to prank a friend or relative than by putting a bar of soapy poop on the kitchen sink? Poop Soap is a fantastic way to add a touch of humour to your life. I hope that this soap is just for ‘pranking’ and doesn't also have the aroma of poop.

Heart Soap

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Not your traditional Valentine's Day hearts, these Heart Soaps are a sure fire way of saying "I Love You" to that special someone in your life. Alternatively, this soap makes a fantastic gift to any heart surgeon or Goth. This could also make a fantastic Halloween prop for those boring, everyday bathrooms.

Gaming Soaps

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Cleansing with ordinary soap can be boring and tedious for those who would rather be playing games. However, there are several soaps out there that will even catch the attention of avid game players. Tetris Soap is a fun way to put together puzzles while taking a bath, allowing thinking skills to develop even while washing up.

Xbox Controller Soap

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Alternatively, Xbox lovers will enjoy the thrill of washing with their favourite console game controller.