Friday, November 6, 2009

Dirty Sexy Soap!


Why do they cancel all the good TV shows? Dirty Sexy Money was just starting to show some promise when they canceled it. I am so pissed! So pissed in fact, that I created this soap in honor of those dirty Darlings. How freaking unrealistic is it that Billy Baldwin's character ran for the senate, was boinking a transsexual with whom he was madly in love, and his wife was criminally insane? Now is that good TV or what!!?? Why do I always blabber on? Because I love segways. I'm giving you the history behind the soap-how my warped mind operates! Anyway........



Getting back to the soap, I'm not in the business of creating these fancy, highfalutin numbers that boast 20 different ingredients and then hype them up like they're this miracle cleanser. I'm in the business of making good soap that cleanses, moisturizes, and smells good. It doesn't always look pretty, but it does the job. Now on to this soap: It's soooo dirty because it plays tricks on your senses. One moment you smell sweet, then in the same breath you smell sassy! I took a chance by blending sandalwood with nectarine blossom, and I love it! I never really study scents in terms of how they may affect the outcome of your finished product. I just follow my heart and go with what I love. I intended for this soap to be stark white with black swirls, but as you can see, it's yellow with black swirls. Sandalwood apparently is yellow or turns soap yellow or something like that...Anyway, this limited edition number will be ready just in time for holiday sales. Yip, yip, hooray!

9 comments:

Bullfrogs & Butterflies Baby said...

Ooohhh, I love it! Your swirls look fabulous...(so jealous in a good way right about now!). Definitely a sexy looking soap :)

Dörte said...

sieht Klasse gut aus! Ich mag schwarz-weiß sehr.

liebe Grüße Dörte

Burnt Mill Candles and Soap said...

loving the black and white combo!
I liked that show but for some reason I stopped watching it they must have put it on at the same time as something else.

I swear every time I get into a show they cancel it!

Atenea said...

Es muy bonito ese jabón. Besos.

milk and cookeez said...

Very Sophisticated looking, nice :)
How do you make those balls, is it easy? You know I have NO idea about cp-other than I LOVVVVVEEEE it!

Patrice @ The Soap Seduction said...

I'm glad everyone likes the soap! Sadly, the white is yellowing, so who knows what it will end up looking like!

MC-soap balls are soooo easy. They're just leftover scraps from when I cut my soap loaves. I got the idea from not wanting to waste so much good soap, so I just started rolling them up in little balls. Before I knew it, I had a whole Ziploc Freezer bag full of them. Every time I cut up a new batch, I save the scraps to make soap balls! It's messy as heck though, but so worth it!

Monica said...

The combination of colors is great. Your swirl are fantastic.
Kisses

Barrs By The Bay Soaps said...

wow!!! patrice, i look at so much soap all the time, im sorta desensitized to all thats out there, i need something special to jump out at me!! this one's it! girl im really impressed! i bet it smells fantastic- i love how you said you just follow your heart - nothing too scientific huh? good cuz im the same way! :) also love the pale yellow with black, is different and not in a bad way! keep up the great job making beautiful soap.
sincerely christine

Patrice @ The Soap Seduction said...

Hi Christine!

Long time, no see:)

Thanks for the compliments! You know, I took a real chance on this one. I had a little bit of this, and a little bit of that, and threw it all together. Now I only wish I had made a bigger batch! It never fails with me. I create something special only probably never to be able to duplicate it again...I won't give up though!